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EROTIC FOOD POEMS

collaborative project by Tara Dillon & Briay Conditt

· NOT SERIOUS

Prayer of the Kitchari

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Seed of Life.

Tale of the mung bean.

Penetrate me.

Impregnate my health

with your throbbing carrot.

May my heaving bosom

tremble beneath the erotic caress

of your complex carbohydrates.

My olfactory sense

stimulates a primal urge

that will curry your Ayurve-dick

into our downward facing dog.

May my flacid dosha

be made turgid

when you cumin-side me.

Thanks for the sex.

Oh! Great Seed of Life!

Tara Dillon & Briay Conditt, cant remember date will get back...

@ Blue River, Colorado

Pho-Play

four haiku

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I.

Slurp the wet noodle.

Yes! Nice! O, so very nice!

Mmm! That is tasty.

II.

Insert you pepper

inside the savory hole.

So spicy! O ya!

III.

Comforting caress

is your broth to my pallet,

Salty warm and broad.

IV.

Deep in nourishment.

Relishing in your essence.

Swallowed never spat.

Briay Conditt, 9.9.2016

(In collaboration with he who does not want to be named) @ Fermeantra

A Night with Aubergine

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Aubergine...

tender, cooing

luster co-created.

And you

upraised by my implements

plated to catch

every trace

of you.

The stars in my eyes

map constellations

on your skin...

the velvet of midnight.

I unsheathe my knife

and you open for me.

As heat seizes innocence

your edges soften

consummating sapor

while the sauce ravages

your sweet flesh

coated by hands

firm yet swift.

Meet me on the dining table

with your warm, dewy unspeakable.

I want you all over my face.

Until I'm full of you,

satisfaction cums not...

Aubergine.

Tara Dillon & Briay Conditt, 10.8.2016

@ Briay's Living Room, Denver

Conjuring Seed

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Size and shape

rotund, ample, capable

Heed the call

of my freshly weeded patch.

Finger and thumb

move toward the bum.

Enter the earth-hole.

Let's have some fun!

Trick or treat.

Out burst the seed

slimy and salty.

Let big gardener feed.

Cauldron bubble.

Flesh orange and supple.

Enter the pot.

Dirty deeds shall rot.

Tara Dillon & Briay Conditt, 10.25.16

@ Briay's Kitchen Table, Denver

Morning After in Dublin

seven haiku

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I.

Large Irish sausage

Violent with flavor, hot.

Thrust out from two eggs.

II.

Cooked over-easy

upon initial entry.

Then cooked over-hard.

III.

And the yoke sealed.

Only the strongest forking

can set it running.

IV.

Rashers collide with

saucy and sapid legumes.

Excite my fervor.

V.

I soak your sauce up

with thick soda buns, buttered...

Spread generously.

VI.

Juice from the strong meat

Explodes warmth inside my mouth

None will go to waste.

VII.

24 hours.

Breakfast is good anytime.

I'm not religious.

Briay Conditt 11.30.16

@ Phillipe's in Paris, After I flew in that evening from Dublin.

Southern Pleasure

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Desire...

Mansuetude will not ease you.

Your callus scheme can only

be softened by forceful,

and perpetual emissions

of my rich, salted, love butter.

Fevered oil deflours

your impassioned coating

Until your thighs make an audible quiver

Rapture...

I tease your yearning

with breath to subdue your heat

Preparing you...

I prepare myself

to rake my hands

across your conceding form

One touch...

 

Your syrup...

 

Sticky on my fingers

A slave to the craving,

I lick them.

Your full-fat thighs spread

guiding me to what lies at the center:

your soggy waffle.

It's time to eat...

Tara Dillon & Briay Conditt, 12.8.16

@ Briay's kitchen (on the dining table)

Maize Runner

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Unshuck your hairy dimpled cob
Im gonna floss with your pleasure fibers

Lather your pole with butter, unsalted
Im gonna steady myself over its quivering hardy base

Do you really think your leafy stalk can satiate my irrigated trench?

Strip your yearning juice capsules Into my fertile field
I'll hoard the drippings as you eagerly yield a bountiful harvest

Stop!
You loamy kernel!
Did I say you could crown yet?!

Now I have to send your furry yellow hog back into its hole
Winters coming early for this disobedient bulb.

 

Briay and her Muffle Puffle 1.08.2017

@ Briay's bedroom floor

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